Dear chick at the gym in the white tank top,
Oh thank heaven for girls like you! The rest of us females really enjoy your ginormous fake boobs popping out of your low cut tank top, as you "lift" weights in the weight room. You really should be the one thanking your plastic surgeon for the botch job of a triple f. I really appreciated your effort in acting like you were lifting the bar over your head, when truly you were only checking yourself out in the mirror.Those guys looking at you, were not acknowledging your beauty, but merely how you looked like an idiot who was trying too hard! Oh and thank you for NOT wearing a bra under that thin white tank top. I already felt naseous from my 45 min on the treadmill, but you added to the gag factor.
Thank you for helping me lose my appetite,
Savvy

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