Thank you note #1

*** I am continuing Jimmy Fallon's "Thank You" letter idea. If you haven't heard or read his book, its hilarious!

Dear couple at the pool,

I just wanted to thank you for your extreme level of PDA that you displayed at the apartment pool this afternoon. If it weren't for the people swimming around you, you probably would have thought you were at a couple's honeymoon hotel or even better yet in your private back yard. I really appreciated how you the man, never let your woman's feet touch the bottom of the pool as you held her tightly in your arms. The two of you had great dynamics, especially as you the female would arch your back like a synchronized swimmer or better yet a porn star. I appreciate the level of intimacy you brought to the 20+ on lookers at the pool, oh and the elementary aged child. There were many times were you could have made your love swim rated R, but I thank you for keeping it PG-13. 

Once again, I thank you for letting this single girl appreciate celibacy on a Sunday afternoon at the apartment pool. You have definitely shown me that just because there is a crowd, it doesn't mean you have to keep your hands where we can see them.

I hope next Sunday you can get a room, or a bigger towel,

Savvy